18. anything chocolatey is my love. have this insane desire to own a capuchin monkey. love reading. shy until i get to know you better.
I’ve been fangirling over this sexy man for like 40 mins, I just cant help myself! ^_^
mhmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..
Israel, today, reminds me of the idea people generally have of how the world used to be; fascist, colonialist, oppressive, racist.
(via lovenerdeen)
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
(via dearepiphany)
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
(Source: dietchola, via say-alhamdoulillah-mylove)
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
(via i-like-ur-beard-ok)
I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
(via fake-mermaid)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
